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Aug. 26th, 2011

kneess

on the road....to charlotte

so we're driving to the center of north carolina....mostly for my roomie

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Apr. 9th, 2009

kneess

love.

i'm engaged..and next wenesday, i'm getting married...i'm 23 years old, he' 25. i'm so inlove with him. he's smart, sexy, selfless and funny. i'm lucky=D

aaron, your a cunt...so i've heard.

Nov. 20th, 2007

gut buster

apparently, even though i'm spanish..i'm mostly french/italian...funny

Body:
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll
[x] you love the beach
[X] sometimes you curse without realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic
[ ] you are stacks tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone, sock, etc.)
Total: 2

Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[ ] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know a lot of italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and/or dark eye color
[x] you speak some italian.
[x]you are under 5'10''.
[x] pasta is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.
[x] you are naturally tan
Total: 7

Hispanic
[] you say member instead of Remember
[X] you speak a little spanish
[ ] You love tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you are dark skinned
[X] you know what a Bodega is.
[x] you talk fast.
[x] If you are a girl you have/had highlights or dyed your hair.
Total: 4

Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[X] you get short tempered
[x] you know of sombody named natasha
[] white skinned
[x] you get cold easily
[x] snow is fun for you
[ ] you get into contests often
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total: 5

Irish
[x] you love drinking
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ry.
[] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[x] you have been to a st.pattys day party.
[x] you have a family member from Ireland
Total:5

Black
[x] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[] you like rap
[ ] you talk with slang
[x] you know how to shoot a gun
[] you like fried chicken
[ ] you like watermelon
[x] you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
[ ] your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa
Total= 3

German
[x] you like bread
[] you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[x] you drink your soda without ice
[ ] you Speak a little German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is and you love it
[ ] you are Catholic or Lutheran
[x] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[x] you're over 5'6"
Total= 5

French
[ ] you like/play/played hockey
[x] you love beer
[x] You say eh
[x] you don't believe war is the answer
[x] you know what poutine is
[x] you speak some french
[ ] you love Tim Horton's
[x] at one point you lived in a farm house
[x] you have gotten high
[] you have watched degrassi [canadian]
Total= 7

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repost as "According to this test i'm___________"
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Jul. 17th, 2007

kneess

dating site handles

so myspace is full of ads for dating sites and they always have pictures of people with the stupidest names like Beach Hottie or beautiful blossom. the only people you'll attract is sex offenders, scammers, boring pricks, and those with a touch of the down syndrome, sure I fit into all of these categories but I'm still not interested. here are few sugestions from the love master himself, no not Scott Baio but me.

1. Slut - it's simple and to the point

2. low self esteem lady - the lady part says you've got class and the rest say you've got ass.

3. easier than pie - everyone likes pie but they don't want to spend alot of time making it

4. okay to be flacid - alright this one is just plain hilarious

5. I will sleep with you - some guys like a chase but most rather sit on the couch drinking beer

6. DamageGoodz - the z says you're fun the rest says you're attainable

7. cop a feel when I'm passed out - a reasonable down to earth sounding individual



now here's several that drive men away

artsy chick - sure I could bang you but then I have to listen to you talk

single and semetic - only Sarah Silverman could get away with this one.

stdfree - who the hell do you think you are, it must be lonely up in your ivory tower

waiting for marriage - there are spiders living in your vacant cooch

likes rainy days - you are lame and probably smell like aids and cookie dough

any reference to emo, indie, pop, or avant garde music - you are obviously a rejected groupie of the worst kind

Kentucky Hottie - I don't like bruised tomatoes



written in collaboration with Plourde =D

Aug. 21st, 2006

kneess

yeah...i know, i took a whole bunch of 'em....

<td align="center"> You are charming.

QuizUniverse.com

You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you.

'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com</td>



<td align="center"> Jessica Lauren will go to jail for ...

Setting your partners underwear on fire


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<td align="center">Leo



Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.
In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra

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this last one...no, i have not had tons of sex...but, i have learned from it...

<td align="center">You have a sexual IQ of 146



When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>
kneess

I use my mind....

<td align="center">Using your mind



Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>

Aug. 20th, 2006

kneess

I am not really 24 but I suppose I could be... :D

You Are 24 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

Aug. 1st, 2006

Hobbes...

spinning rims?


Tranzliate this Shiznit to Jive!

Click the Spinn'n Rim Beotch!

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Jul. 28th, 2006

spartacus and my bum

oh my...

You Are 64% Sociopath

The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!

Jul. 14th, 2006

kneess

this is true

<td align="center">Fun is most important in your life.


Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.

Life Piechart - QuizGalaxy.com
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